husband wife joke no. 1

Biwiya apne apne patiyo se kis prakar ladti hain…

Pilot ki Patni:
Jyada Udo Mat, Samjhe!

Teacher ki Patni:
Mujhe mat sikhao, yeh aapka school nahin!!

Dentist ki Patni:
Daant tod ke hath me de dungi!

Doctor ki Patni:
Tabiyat sahi kar dungi!

MBA ki Patni:
Apne kaam se kaam rakho

Engineer ki Patni:
Jyada Current mat maaro!!

If you know others… add them to comments below