CID joke no. 4

CID joke no. 2

CID joke no. 1

husband wife joke no. 4

husband : mein tumse bahut pyaar karta hoon !!

wife : kaisa pyaar ?

husband : mein mobile aur tu meri sim hai

wife : wow !!

husband : isko kya pata mobile dual sim hai !!  hehe ! :D

husband wife joke no. 3

Pati Patni raat me bistar par khamoshi se lete hue the

Aapas me koi baat cheet nahin…

Patni ke mann ki chintaein

1. Yeh mujhse baat kyun nahin kar rahe
2. Kya ab main pehle jaisi khoobsurat nahin rahi
3. Kahin mera wajan to nahin badh gaya
4. Kahin mere chehre ki jhurriyo pe inka dhyaan to nahin gaya
5. Kahin inke jeewan me mere alawa koi aur to nahin
6. Kahin yeh meri roz ki kich-kich se tang to nahin aa gaye…

Aur pati ke mann ki chinta…

1. Aaakhir Dhoni ne Ishant Sharma ko Over diya hi kyun!!

husband wife joke no. 2

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the

Husband: Jo shakhs chori karta hai Woh baad me zaroor pachtata hai.

Wife said romanticaly:
Aur tumne jo shaadi se pehle meri ninde churayi thi unke bare me kya khyaal hai ??

Husband: keh to raha hoon jo chori karta he wo baad mein pachhtata zaroor hai!!!

husband wife joke no. 1

Biwiya apne apne patiyo se kis prakar ladti hain…

Pilot ki Patni:
Jyada Udo Mat, Samjhe!

Teacher ki Patni:
Mujhe mat sikhao, yeh aapka school nahin!!

Dentist ki Patni:
Daant tod ke hath me de dungi!

Doctor ki Patni:
Tabiyat sahi kar dungi!

MBA ki Patni:
Apne kaam se kaam rakho

Engineer ki Patni:
Jyada Current mat maaro!!

If you know others… add them to comments below